Christmas presents for the people you loath – Another funny, light-hearted read from the Spinsters

Just been reading the latest blog form the spinsters… It’s great! I love the guys, their post are witty, funny and just a little bit of light relief! I wish my blog was as popular, but hey, wishful thinking for 24 hours on the blogging scene; maybe one day 😉
Here’s a little taster of their work anyway.

A Confederacy of Spinsters

bad-christmas-presents-300x199Snow is falling, children are sitting on high-spirited fat men, and you’re stressing over what to buy your aunt’s new husband, Craig, who always calls you Mare, even though you’ve told him over and over that your name is Mary, because you’re not a fucking horse. Oh, Christmastime. It’s just the best, isn’t it?

Across the internet, bloggers are posting helpful gift lists. Whether for your hipster cousin or your boyfriend’s parents, suggestions abound. These lists are filled with thoughtful, lovely things that will put a smile on even the most stoic of faces. But what if you’re buying a present for someone you can’t stand? Uncle Craig, for instance, does not deserve cashmere-lined gloves. Quite frankly, he doesn’t deserve anything at all, but your aunt would be upset if you left him off the list. So, you idly peruse the Brookstone website and grumble. It’s a conundrum, kittens…

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