Questions I hope to answer before I die…

1. Who did let the dogs out?

2. What is the way to Sesame Street?

3. Why doesn’t Dora just use Google maps?

4. Why don’t we ever see the headline “psychic wins lottery”? (question answered, click here!)

5. Why is Lemon Juice made with artificial flavours, yet dishwasher tablets are made with real lemons?

6. Why is the needle sterilized for a lethal injection?

7. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a “hearing”?

8. Why do “Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star” and “the alphabet” have the same tune?

9. Why did the chicken really cross the road?

10. What is “normal”?

11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?